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| The day before the event, more than 100 review putrescent corpses had RSVP'd. As the undead masses gathered, adding the finishing touches to their bloody, blackened, festering skin, excitement was review high and fake blood flowed freely. There was a zombie Santa Claus (part of Ann Arbor's Zombie Claus event — zombieclaus.com — the festive undead cousin to Santarchy), a zombie firefighter, zombie cowgirl, zombie bunny and so forth. Some even came from as far as Indiana and Ohio.As they broke forth into the night, reactions were slightly confused, but mostly review positive. Even most of Detroit's finest got a kick out of the good-natured fun; one cop was seen posing for a photo while he was "attacked" by a horde of hungry zombies. It was particularly amusing when the zombie battle cry of braaaaiiiiiinssss abruptly changed to beeeeeeeerrrr while the walking dead invaded the brew tent. |
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