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| beer, real estate, bbwdating services, fat sluts, do, cartoon images, blog, fat free recipe, asian, seattle, cocks, mature babes, gay, woman, | Yeah, in with police precincts, I mumbled to myself. It took some effort but we finally shook off Jethro, and we thought we were in with the clear. But we were sadly mistaken. The baton had only been passed to Garrett Morris, a more-skilled deal closer. I saw Jethro talking to him, over in sporting goods, and Garrett shook his head and made a bee-line for us. And this is when I started to with get scared. I seriously didn't think they were going to allow us to leave. As Garrett chattered on with his pre-programmed spiel I was making sure we were situated in a spot where the path to the front door was clear. Just in case I had to throw a punch, and make a run for it. I also kept looking over my shoulder, so nobody could sneak up behind us. I was afraid they might ambush us, tie us up, drag us behind the stack of mattresses in electronics, and make us sign a contract to buy a purple sofa with palm trees on it, and a built-in snack pantry. |
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| That was the beer report that came back from Common Sense beer Central Command, anyway. In the middle of the floor was fifteen or twenty cheap-ass living room suites, with lots of brass and animal prints and couches so low you'd have to free-fall into them. And after a few free-falls it would be nothing more than beer a pile of kindling and bad fabric. It was the kind of crap people try to sell out of the back of U-Haul trailers, in abandoned lots beside Exxon stations. We did a quick lap around the impressive selection, and made the mistake of pausing in front of the least hideous couch (located in the jewelry department). Within seconds a pot-bellied Jethro lookalike was all over us, like dingoes on a Cub Scout. He was talking a mile a minute, clearly excited and considering us a golden opportunity. They have a no-hassle layaway plan, he shouted, that's famous all up and down the eastern seaboard. |
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