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Incredible. Did she hate me?? I had sort of a white boy's afro, but ass tit it was cut and shaped to resemble a mullet. It looked like my hair had been sculpted, like the shrubbery at ass tit Disneyland -- into an approximation of a goddamn mullet! I couldn't manage a real mullet, I guess, so I had them carve me one. Oh, the humanity! The curtain of humiliation that hung down in the back was both long and wide, and I have no doubt a shotgun blast couldn't have penetrated it. Maybe my parents appreciated the safety ass tit and protection my hairstyle afforded? Yeah, I'm sure that's it... There's also a photo of me at high school graduation, with my cap six inches above my head, atop the hair pile. They'd made a big deal about us not chewing gum during the ceremony and in the picture I'm blowing a big bubble. I was a rebel, I tell ya. It was good fun. We made a pile of all the classmates who are now dead, and by the end it was a fairly formidable stack. A lot of those little vest-wearin' kids went on to lead hard-ass lives, and paid a steep price for it.
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