|
close, thong, bullies, health policy, audio, mature big tit, wordssong lyrics fat joe shorty gotta fat ass unknown, fat bbw, finger masturbation, plumper galleries, dildo, porn, statistics, art, virus, scientific ethics, great, galleries, i, for, first, films, large hairy gay men,
|
And I still drinker find this hard to believe, but on Saturday I found myself with a Q-Tip in-hand digging the dust out of the goddamn speaker grooves on the front of the television! I mean, how sick is that? Yep, my parents are coming. They're gonna stay with us for a few days over Thanksgiving and it might just be paranoia, but we both get the feeling they don't approve of our housekeeping standards. Our idea of clean, and theirs, don't live on the same side of town and don't drinker travel in the same circles. Theirs goes to the opera, ours follows Kid Rock's Destroy Your Liver tour around the southeast. We're not slobs, mind you, just normal human beings. At least that's the way I see it; they might put a different spin on it. My parents are great, but I'm not sure you could classify them as normal when it comes to their house. My mother and my grandmother, who lived across the street from us when I was a kid, are/were fanatical cleaners, almost(?)
|
