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| what is fat ass, forum, movie times, working, technology, reviews, drunk, girl, sketch theme21 theme39 tech01 dahlberg_drinker.jpg, children, politics, movies, price, tremendous, dicks, problem, mature amateur, tits, fat, perfect stub article, beer, | I probably have stalactites of beef from the '70s hanging from the roof of my poop-maker. Some of it probably dates back to Burger Chef. -- And on the subject of advertising, pencil have you seen the Hyundai commercial where a guy's sitting in a car and, out of nowhere, a giant doughnut comes rolling down the pencil street and crashes into him? I've seen that thing ten or fifteen times, and I have no idea what pencil it's all about. I mean, what the hell? Is it supposed to make me have a powerful urge to Buy Korean? A big rolling dessert item? I don't get it. I had a Hyundai once -- an '89 Excel. The shit looked good, like a Mercedes or something. All of their cars look good. You could mistake the Sonata for a frickin' BMW. And they're cheap! Mine cost something like four thousand dollars, brand new. And it was a pretty good car, for the first 100,000 miles. |
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| Jane's Addiction, The Pretenders, The Ramones, U2, Sonic Youth, Metallica, and on and on and on. But no Clash, and no Lynyrd Skynyrd. forum There's a forum huge sucking void in the center of my existence. -- Speaking of puckering voids, I've been getting email solicitations the past couple of weeks urging forum me to cleanse my bowels. Apparently if I send these people "less than $52" I can make my shit-chute so squeaky-clean you could store surgery supplies in there. And this will, in turn, make me smarter, more energetic, a snappier dresser, wittier, better-read, fluent in several languages, and able to operate heavy machinery. I will also be blessed with light and fluffy stools that practically dance on the water. If I weren't convinced that these "all-natural" substances weren't produced on a Caribbean island, outside the jurisdiction of that pesky FDA, and that they'd probably blow a hole in the side of my aorta or cause a catastrophic colon collapse, I might be tempted to take them up on their offer. |
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