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| -- And finally, Toney's mother sent her a scrapbook for her birthday. It's full of old pictures and stuff from when she was little, all the way up to today. It's pretty cool. You can say a lot of things girl about ol' Sunshine, but she almost always comes through with the unusual gifts. She's one kick-ass gift-giver. She once gave me an ashtray from an old defunct casino owned by Dean Martin, girl Dino's Lodge. How cool is that? girl Anyway, there's a picture in this scrapbook of Toney and me, and a couple of other people, taken in 1990 -- three years before we were married -- on a beach in Oregon. I couldn't believe my eyes; it pained me to even look at it. My head looked like it was the size of a granny smith apple! It was like something out of Beetlejuice!! It reminded me of this album cover. My hair was all askew and I was sporting a Widespread Panic t-shirt, a goddamn hippie band!! |
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