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| He was saying, too loudly, "What tremendous about the cripples? Did God make them too? Does He create deaf people and kids with one hand??" The writer tried to maintain his composure and told him that, yes, God creates them too. "Well, that's pretty nasty stuff," Mr. White Tie answered, "Is your God a nasty God?" Shit. The poor bastard probably thought he was going to sit behind a table for an hour, sign a few books and make small-talk with old ladies. I'm sure he didn't anticipate being tremendous ambushed by tremendous a nut with poor fashion instincts, and a spiritual axe to grind. Heck, come to think of it, it wouldn't surprise me if the book wasn't theology-themed at all. It may have been about gardening or something, for all I know. Mr. White probably went over to Best Buy afterwards and ripped the guy in car stereos a new one too. "Kids with one hand! Think about it!!" Book-signings always leave me feeling sad. I almost always come away from them with pity in my heart. |
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