|
| what is fat ass, forum, movie times, working, technology, reviews, drunk, girl, sketch theme21 theme39 tech01 dahlberg_drinker.jpg, children, politics, movies, price, tremendous, dicks, problem, mature amateur, tits, fat, perfect stub article, beer, | But when I walk support into a room wearing mine, I'm fairly certain people are thinking, "Who's the douchebag by the door?" It doesn't seem to resonate in the same manner. I want my money back. -- I've been listening to The Jam, almost continuously since Wednesday. I've become the people I used to make fun of. In the late '80s I routinely looked down support my nose at people who still listened to the Allman Brothers and The Doors. I am now them. -- It snowed Wednesday night, which excites me to no end. First snow of the year, support baby! Here's a picture from our deck. It's all gone by now, of course, but I'm still fully engorged. -- As you may be aware, yesterday was Halloween, and taking into consideration the kids knocking on our door, Bob the Builder seems to be the big deal. I can't imagine worshiping at the alter of a handyman. |
Best Fat Paysites
|
| She ate all twelve, in a wild eating-disorder frenzy, saliva and glaze a-flying. And this apparently fat touched off a flood of bad chemicals in her brain and she's now reportedly bigger than she fat was when she started on the nasty rice! I know it's mean, but I find this to be highly amusing. I can just picture her on the berm of the 405 freeway in LA, her emergency flashers blinking as fat SUVs buzz past, and her doughnut-clutching arms nothing but a blur as she desperately stuffs her mouth. And I imagine the animal-like growls bubbling up from deep within her stout torso. But it's the flashers that really crack me up... I'm bound for hell. -- I don't think my new leather jacket is working out. There was a scene at the end of the latest Sopranos episode when Tony steps into the room wearing a very similar jacket, and I could sense the entire world gasping, "Oooh shit." |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now
|