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As usual, though, I'm going to have to remain mildly drunk throughout the holidays to be able to endure. Somehow, drinker regardless of whether we live in Atlanta, Los Angeles, or Pennsylvania, Nancy and her husband just happen to be passing through on their way to somewhere else during December. So, in what is drinker quickly becoming an annual event, it's going to be another traditional old fashioned Christmas at the Surf Report Compound this year -- drinker with uppity masturbating atheists. Stay tuned... December 15, 2000 Earlier this week I woke up at around 1AM and felt like I needed to either puke or unleash a Montana-sized fart. I stumbled downstairs, groaning and clutching my stomach, and just as I lifted the lid on the toilet the suspense ended. Five or six powerful jets of whatever happened to be in my gut at the time came up -- with authority. And I also shit my pants.
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