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| I turned on the Braves game, and popped open a Yuengling. Pseudo-husband sat there silently for a while, and then started asking questions. “Who is that older gentleman sitting best in the dugout doing crossword puzzles?” “Why do they have the number 41 on their sleeves?” “Why are best these announcers so laid-back?” “How could they best call it a no-hitter if the batters keep hitting the ball?” I had a few questions of my own, starting with, “why are you such a douchebag?” but I remained civil. After growing bored with the game, in roughly two minutes, he got up and went into the kitchen. I heard him slopping something together, followed by the slamming of the microwave door. Then, I shit you not, there was at least one solid minute of beeps as he attempted to program the highly complicated device. It just kept going on and on and on. He must’ve hit a hundred buttons. |
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