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| Anyway, the phone's usually seventy bucks, sex shops but it was on sale for fifty, plus there's a thirty dollar mail-in rebate -- and sex shops they give you a twenty dollar Best Buy gift certificate to boot. So it ends up not really costing anything. How can you beat that? I will submit to you sex shops that you cannot. After Best Buy we walked next door to a new sporting goods store called Gander Mountain, for a somewhat freaky experience. The place is full of taxidermy. I mean, there's dead animals everywhere in that place. Snarling and fighting dead animals...to add to your shopping experience. Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of stuffed carcasses. Maybe it was Psycho that took the fun out of it for me, but they make me uneasy. |
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