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Freedom is a fine thing for a nation of people, but not for male genitalia. (There's one for the halfling Bartlett's Book of Quotations!) Plus, walking around with no underwear makes me feel a little pathetic; what am I, Todd Rundgren, circa 1974? We'd planned to stain the deck but it rained all night Saturday, so it wasn't possible. Damn! We were both greatly disappointed. So we opted for a day straight out of Norman halfling Rockwell instead. We went to the park and watched kids playing in those halfling big fountain-like things, where water shoots from the ground at unpredictable intervals. I ventured out there at one point, since it was so incredibly hot, and a jet of ice water rocketed up my back, which instantly soured me on the whole deal. Then we walked by the creek and across a covered bridge, and I tried to impress Toney with my rock-skipping abilities. It was fun. It sure beat the hell out of pushing a lawn mower with immovable wheels up and down a hill.
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