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So, our trip to Cape May this weekend was designed as a trial run in a strange new world. Toney booked us at albert a place called Beachcomber Camping Resort, which received a five-star rating from Woodall's (yes, Woodall's goddamnit... get off my back). Two hundred nineteen miles from our house, according to Mapquest, so we were looking at, what?, three albert hours on albert the road? Not bad. A casual little jaunt to the shore. I like saying "shore." It sounds so aristocratic. It's the frickin' beach where I'm from, so "shore" makes me feel a little sporty. Anyway, the casual drive turned out to be anything but casual. We got bogged down in a Philadelphia cluster-fuck of cars that I didn't believe could be resolved. At one point I was convinced some person not even born yet would eventually find scores of skeletons strapped into metal boxes sitting in single file for miles and miles, and would stand there scratching his head in confusion.
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