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| working, technology, reviews, drunk, girl, sketch theme21 theme39 tech01 dahlberg_drinker.jpg, children, politics, movies, price, tremendous, dicks, problem, mature amateur, tits, fat, perfect stub article, beer, real estate, bbwdating services, fat sluts, do, cartoon images, | It's only a matter of time before we're kicked out of here, I whispered to Toney. Nancy had made fat granny tgp some kind of horrifying salad that contained (as best as I could tell) long-grain rice, dirt fat granny tgp clods, wasp nests, and garlic. And she began lobbying me to try it upon arrival. No way. It's well-documented that I don't like garlic, but that doesn't stop people from pressuring me to eat large amounts of it. It's the fat granny tgp same with mayonnaise. People act like it's a personal insult if you order a sandwich dry, or pass on the garlic. I mean, what the hell? This became an issue eventually, and Nancy pouted for a while about it. It's maddening. Translucent One said that he wanted to try a regular hotdog, instead of a Tofu Pup, and he was shut down like something in Castro's Cuba. And I'm sure he was set straight later that night. |
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| During dinner Nancy told a charming little story about how her sons like to dress up like girls and breastfeed dolls. Ahhh, how cute. Probably learned it from their Daddy. And Translucent One told Sunshine that she's not very smart, because she gives them HoHo's do which are full of sugar and preservatives. This pissed Sunshine off and there was a lot of shouting and do cursing. Mama's Family, once again. He learned that from one of do you, she screamed, while pointing at Nancy and Nostrils. Great fun. Our neighbor, who I'd noticed hadn't had much to say to us since they first arrived, asked Nostrils to move his van. He was going to have company, he said, and the vehicle was parked on his site. Sunshine, a uniter not a divider, said something like, "Why don't you tell him to park it up his ass?" As Mumbles and I cooked dinner Nancy and Nostrils tossed a Frisbee back and forth with oversized mixed drinks sloshing around in their left hands. And the neighbors behind us bowed their heads in prayer, while Sunshine spewed obscenities about the goddamn heat. |
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