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| blog, fat free recipe, asian, seattle, cocks, mature babes, gay, woman, free hardcore anal sex, music, quotes, | And that was our cartoons first-day goal. We'd briefly considered trying to make the entire trip in one day, but scrapped that idea early on. Why kill ourselves for the privilege of spending an extra day submerged in chaos? As long as we were working our way towards Sunshine and Nancy, cartoons they'd be pacified. Screw it. Both had been hammering Toney about the fact that we never travel to see them, failing to take into account the small detail about them always being here. It doesn't take long to travel to our living room, y'know? I think Nancy actually knows the dates we were last at her house, and it was, like, four years ago. She's still pretty young, but has already mastered the art of guilt like a well-seasoned granny. She's constantly making mental notes and storing shit away for later. And I don't like that. The drive was fairly uneventful. Toney had to complain at The Cracker Barrel because her eggs were barely cooked, and there was a hair in her hash browns that may or may not have come off a human ass. |
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| Exactly. Pass the beer gay nuts. June 24, 2004 -- Mission gay accomplished. Our North Carolina trip is gay now behind us, and we're back at the Compound with our Guilt Cards marked PAID IN FULL. We're free! For the rest of the summer we can do whatever we want; our leisure time is ours again. And it's a great feeling. I have an urge to visit the Lincoln Memorial, for some reason. I'm not gonna drag this thing out like I did with Myrtle Beach. Today and tomorrow should be ample time to tell the story (OK, and maybe Saturday), then on Monday we'll get back to the important stuff. Like the sandals controversy and animals eating cookies off household appliances, and whatnot. So, let's get to it, shall we? Day One Of ass hairs and waterfalls By referencing and cross-referencing three massive RV guides, Toney found a highly-rated campground almost exactly halfway between here and our ultimate destination of Nancy Town, North Carolina, in Staunton (pronounced "Stanton" for some reason), Virginia. |
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