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See you tomorrow. June 8, 2004 -- I performed a little experiment over the weekend. No, I wasn't trying to pop popcorn with a cell phone again -- although I still believe that would work under the proper conditions. This one involved our dog Andy, the vacuum cleaner, and a cookie. For reasons only clear within the walnut-sized brain of a border collie, Andy is deathly events afraid of the vacuum. He apparently views it as the upright dog-killing machine. If we just open the events door to the closet where the vacuum is kept, he gets low to the ground events and slinks away. If it's actually plugged in and roaring he hides inside my office, beneath a chair, shaking it up like Ric Ocasek and/or Janet Reno. Please God, don't let me get sucked into that hanging bag of death. I've never hurt anyone, except a few stupid squirrels and bunnies... On the other side of the walnut coin, Andy lives for table scraps and junk food from the human world. I think he'd crash through plate glass to get at an Oreo, and who can blame him?
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