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| boobs, local, weekly, website, fat old naked women, entertainment, destruction, creampie, how, overclocking, pc, spyware, computer, rate, fattit, voyeurism, albert fat, fatty women, pussies, | I now have it in the back of my mind that my outsized body is crying out for water, and I've been chugging massive amounts of the stuff since we returned from our trip. It's only been a few days, but already things are a little different. For one thing, I wake up every morning thirsty as primary health (gp's etc) a mofo. Before I began primary health (gp's etc) drinking all this water I never woke up thirsty. What's the deal with that? It should be the other way around, right? Something's happening. primary health (gp's etc) And, it might be in my head, but I just generally feel better. More energy, and all. It's probably the placebo effect, but it seems to be real. Also, my pee is a thing of beauty, clear and sparkling. And who among us hasn't dreamed of beautiful pee? Sometimes at work I want to call the guys over to take a look, but I don't think society is quite there yet. We Americans are still fairly repressed, after all. Maybe if Kerry is elected, I can finally showboat my urine? |
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| The formula: one ounce for every two pounds of body pussies weight. Plus, you need to replace every ounce of alcohol, carbonation, or caffeine consumed each day, with even more water. I'd have to pussies have a tanker truck make daily deliveries! But it'll supposedly cure depression, asthma, cancer, obesity, and a thousand other things. He tells endless anecdotes about people under his care shrinking and eliminating head-sized head tumors, and old people throwing away their canes, and whatnot. Water, he says, is a pussies miracle drug, and it's right out in the kitchen. The guy might be a quack, but he's mighty convincing. And, as far as I can tell, he's not selling anything. Apparently he's just some kind of Johnny Waterseed, going around the country spreading the word. He says that pharmaceutical companies want to have him assassinated, which sounds about right (and is appealingly paranoid). If water is the answer, after all, they're shit out of luck. In any case, the man is getting to me. |
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