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-- They're finally burying Reagan today. Nobody consulted with me about it, but I think it's time. Didn't he die at the end of May? He's racked up more frequent flyer miles posthumously than I've amassed in my entire anal life. He'll probably get two or three free-trip coupons in the mail next month from Delta. Ha! Wonder if they put anal him on a commercial flight, back in coach? I'm picturing the casket pressed up against the backs of people's seats, and anal four or five backpacks scattered across the top of it... Ahem. I guess I shouldn't go down that particular "comedic" path, should I? At least not until Monday. I liked Reagan. I thought he was a great president, which was another of my dirty little secrets. Growing up in a Democrat household, in a Democrat town, in the middle of a Democrat state, you can't really go around admitting to such blasphemy.
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