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| bars, boy, fat ass doll, scientific ethics, beatings, penis, city guide, boob chubby, toys, lazy, tombstone, pilchard, hairy pussy, pussy, close, pc, | It was reportedly a long ride, but I didn't care. I would've gone by pack mule. Before we hit slim the road we swung by the hippie-dippie bakery that Nancy frequented, and each of us bought a muffin and a vessel of their coal-black Venezuelan diarrhea-blend house coffee. If I'd known it was going to be our only "meal" of the day, I would've gotten more. We drove slim and drove and drove. It was me, Toney, slim Nancy, and whatever stinkin' sack o' ticks dog(s) Nancy owned at the time. It was hot and humid and, needless to say, Nancy doesn't believe in air conditioning. I had a novel with me (Mohawk by Richard Russo), and stretched out in the backseat and tried to read, with a smiling and panting dog-head three inches from my face. At some point Toney casually mentioned that she could go for a bathroom break, and I seconded the motion. Nancy said nothing and kept driving. |
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| ....I was so innocent then. Nancy received one of her many degrees from a university in Oregon, and was still living there when Toney and I got together. I'd never been to the state, and am always up for an adventure. So pussy we flew into Portland, and pussy Nancy picked us up in her already beat-to-shit Volkswagen. (You should see it now.) We spent a couple of days at her tiny cat-laden house, pussy where I sneezed and wheezed and contemplated suicide. I told Toney they should change the name of the place to Sporegon, because I was a basket-case from the moment our plane touched down. With each breath, I sucked in another insidious mass of mucus-triggering, energy-sapping agents, and it was all I could do to sit silently in the corner with my mouth hanging open like Gomer. I must've made one hell of an impression. After a few days in that paradise, we prepared to drive down to Nevada where Sunshine lived. |
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