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| young ass, april summers, nude, blowjob, mature babes, shemales, tits, black eyes, my, tattoo, creampie, fat ass, drunk sex, pretty plump, pregnant sex, | Mmmmm.... I thought the show was a little better than last year's fiesta of dullness, but not much. Here are the highlights that I noticed: My hero George Clooney, in his acceptance speech for the best supporting actor award (grrrr), said that if Hollywood is out-of-touch family fun with mainstream America, like Jon Stewart suggested, then he's proud of the fact. "Have you seen some of the people outside this room? Holy shit! Most of them probably don't family fun even wipe!" he said. Or something along those lines. I'm not kidding, I had no idea that there were TWO Wilsons. I seriously thought that Owen Wilson and Luke Wilson (is that right?) were the same person. When they walked out together it took my brain a second or two to process the information, and there was a brief halt to the cheese-intake. Lauren Bacall apparently forgot to bring her glasses to the theater, and couldn't read the teleprompter. |
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| I wanted to go home. Finally it started to break up. I saw a few people slipping into their Teamsters windbreakers, and a wave of relief washed over me. As I drove I reflected on the evening, and realized that I only liked the stuff that tasted drunk sex like beef and chicken. So why not just stick with beef and chicken? A year will pass before they do it again, and I might change my mind before then. But if I were invited to one of those shindigs for next Monday, I'd politely decline. It was an drunk sex interesting exercise, but not exactly satisfying. I'm still tasting that nasty-ass, stringy yard bird. And don't tell anyone, but I stopped at Wendy's on my way home for a burger and fries, and the shit was good. Real good. March 6, 2006 -- So I didn't do so well at picking the Oscars? Oh well. What do I know about it anyway? Maybe next year I can improve my performance by actually seeing some of the movies? I doubt that would help, but anything's possible. I stayed up late last night and watched-at the awards show, shuttling between the bunker, the TV, and the microwave where I was preparing even more Mexican white cheese. |
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