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| lazy, tombstone, pilchard, hairy pussy, pussy, close, pc, young ass, april summers, nude, blowjob, mature babes, | Yeah, well, apparently brunette not. They're all talking about the Pledge of Allegiance this morning, ignoring the fact that we're all now living brunette on a George Foreman grill. (Can you feel the slant? Me too!) It's gonna be really hard to hold our hands over our hearts once we hit the big Frydaddy in the sky, and become a giant basket of hushpuppies. Ya know? Crap! I think my scrotum just burst into flames... -- Even before I became convinced the end is near, I'd given up on buying a new car. Apparently brunette nobody is going to agree to sell me a $25,000 SUV for nothing down, three hundred a month, so screw 'em. I'll just hang onto my little Toyota truck; I don't need their fancy-pants heated mirrors and six-CD changers. |
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| Previous Notes A bowl of corn, motherfuckers. 2002 May April March February January Is that an april summers erection I smell? 2001 December November October September August april summers July June May April March February January I'm loaded with tumors darling, and I don't even know it. 2000 December November October Friends of TheWVSR Advertisements! Electronic Mail The State of My Fat Ass June 2002 april summers June 27, 2002 -- I can't take the heat, and I'm nowhere near the kitchen; I'm almost never in the kitchen. It's obvious that the Earth has now slipped out of orbit and is hurtling toward the sun. You'd think CNN and Fox would be all over something like this, our planet being absorbed into a giant ball of fire? |
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