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Pork bubbles. So I called in my stunt double, and moved to the dining room to wave a Lowe's ad at the smoke detector, which has a big problem with fried foods. (Maybe it's really a cholesterol detector?) That's my role when there's frying going on, standing in the dining room and waving a newspaper at the smoke detector -- or entertainment simply ripping the bitch down, depending on my mood. I entertainment don't entertainment know what dumbass mounted that thing so close to the kitchen, but they should be beaten. Oh wait, that was me... Never mind. -- After breakfast we had some coffee and read the newspaper. It was Mother's Day, so they had section after section of pictures, showing women with their kids. I guess you have to pay to get your photo included, so it's a big cash-cow for the paper. At least that's what I gather. I've lived in a few different places in my life, but I've never seen anything quite like this spectacle. There's six or seven fat sections of the paper that contain nothing but little pictures of tired looking women with perms, posed alongside uncomfortable-looking children in dress clothes.
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