I said to her world bookseller
dildo, mitch myers, voyeur, young girls., susanna, coming out (homosexuality) / personal narratives, penguin books, bookseller, pregnant, interracial candy, When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said "Is there someone else?" She said "There must be". When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a world boil! When my world wife has sex with me there's always world a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg. With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me... With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead. Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.'
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I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. My wife isn't too smart. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two. My wife is ugly. She's so ugly bookseller that when you look up ugly bookseller in the dictionary, there's her picture. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. That's the story of my life, no respect, ya know? The other night I told my kid "Someday, you'll have bookseller children of your own. He said "So will you." The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.
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