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This was back in the days when Beaver was a Cleaver and closet Hoss Cartwright was just roping them. Instance occurred in a small Southern town. A farmer raising cattle went out to the field one morning to find several of his heifers lying on the ground imobile, back legs tied with bailer twine. He called the sheriff. Sheiff's deputies surveilled and caught the perpetator flagrante closet delicto-or heifer as it were. Trial was set, closet newspapers had a field day, and on trial day the two-story courthouse was packed with spectators. Think To kill a Mockingbird. The prosecutor began with the farmer on the stand. Halfway through the prosecutor's questioning, the farmer looked up at the judge, and addressed him thus: "But your honor, it wouldn't have bothered me so much if the guy would have just untied them when he was done with them". Broke that court room up.
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