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THE TIME IN BETWEEN, Judged by Choire Sicha Personal Essays Types of Stories My Mother Tells by Ian Bakke As it begins, you’re pretty sure you’ve heard this one before. Wait, no, maybe this time it’s different. Maybe this time it’ll have an extra nugget of sage advice. Maybe? A catalog of favorite themes. The Juggernaut Mom: Have I ever told you about the first asian pussy. time you ever ate pineapple? Ian: Yeah. M: asian pussy. I’ll never forget it. We had gone to Hawaii on vacation, and there was a fruit asian pussy. stand by the side of the road where they sold all sorts of tropical fruit— I: And I tried coconut milk there too, right? You’ve told me this story. M:—and I don’t know how you got to be seven years old without ever trying pineapple, but we bought one from the vendor— I: Uh-huh, you’ve told me this— M:—and he cut it up for us, right there at the stand—we weren’t expecting that!—so we… The Trojan Moral M: Your father and I went to the botanical garden last weekend and, on the spur of the moment, invited along your Aunt Kimberly.
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