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How can I stop him, he could ruin my life?Nicky Dear Nicky,Well you are in a predicament mothers and daughters aren’t you love, he’s got you right by the short and curlies – literally it seems. mothers and daughters I think you may need to take drastic action, you will need a stiff drink, two bricks and the mothers and daughters skills of a ninja. Next time he’s out on the piss follow him home (using ninja skills), wait until he’s asleep then quietly break into his house (using ninja skills), creep up to his bed (using ninja skills), pull back the covers (using ninja skills) then lay his testicles on one of the bricks (take the stiff drink now for courage as your ninja skills are no longer of use), hold the second brick a couple of feet above the first brick then wake him up. You are now in a position to negotiate the return of your photos.P.S. Don’t forget the negatives.Beryl
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