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Does she go to church every kim week? Mom, I feel the need to ask you again why these matters are so important to you. You are a convert to the Catholic Church. You joined six years ago. But when I was a kid, you never went to church. I had to go on my own, with the neighbors coming to pick me up. Then you joined the Catholic Church after a "spiritual awakening," whatever that is. I’m happy for you. It’s certainly improved your life. kim But why would it make a difference to kim me whether anyone I hang out with is Catholic? You see, Ma ... I’m not Catholic. Well, you should be. We’ll work on that. Is she a good Catholic? Mom, she could be sacrificing goats to her lord Satan and drinking the blood of infidels while having sex with a horse and carving pentagrams into her forehead, and she would still be a better Catholic than me. Well, I hope she’s not doing that. I don’t think she is. I can call and check if you’d like Why don’t you go to church anymore? I watch football on Sundays. Church is over with by the time football starts.
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