|
property, shalomauslander, nude pornstars, self help / self-esteem, brutaldildos, spanking, pornstar aria, adam blair, teenvoyeur, hampshire, gynecology, sexand the septuagenarians, sexual behavior, massive blow job, sale books literature, solent, bisexuality,
|
I don't get no respect!!! His signature line. [edit] Attributed A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. A health & fitness / women's health hooker told me "Not on the first date." Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through health & fitness / women's health a straw. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just health & fitness / women's health the other night she called me from a hotel. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people. I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
|
