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| possible, jenna movies, publisher, committees, personal memoirs, modern romance, noir, allabout my mother, susanna, clubs, safer society pr, fertility, feminist, video, news, gay incest., latinas, transgender, media release, thestranger, sex education, lectures, employment, shemales, | We wear sexy dresses with slits up the side, sunglasses, and always tell the press we’re bisexual so everyone wants to have sex with us. Not that I’m going to be having sex with anyone but Raj, but if I were I’d know how to get it. I’d use my oboe. paperbacks Everybody wants paperbacks to have sex with musicians. I’m telling you, you should have seen some of those nuns in Grandma’s hospital room when Grandpa picked up his ukulele. I seduced Raj with my oboe, playing him Beach Boys paperbacks songs. This was before he grew his hair to his shoulders, and I made him dye it blond, which is amazing for a guy from Bombay. |
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| We called it the edge. Anyway, after Grandma got the edge, my grandfather painted roses on publisher her face every day for six months and wrote little skits for us to perform in her hospital publisher room at Sister Mary Immaculate. He took out his ukulele and made up songs about getting his fingers inside the habits of the nuns who changed Grandma’s IV tubes. This is how it goes in my publisher family. We can talk more easily about sex with nuns than about the edge. I was trying to explain this to Raj on the way into the clinic. Raj is my boyfriend and driver today. Smart as a whip, my grandmother would have called him. She’d have liked him even though he’s not Jewish. He’s going to Harvard next year. I’m not sure what I’m doing yet. My grades are kind of pathetic, but I play a killer oboe. In my wildest fantasies I form an all-girl oboe band. |
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