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Get on with it, already! I’ve also noticed that, unless you’re watching a lesbian flick, the girlie-gets-some-head scenes are pretty lame. One or teen two obligatory swipes with his tongue and he’s through. And she always manages to get off on those one or two swipes of the tongue, which ties in nicely with my next complaint: 3 Fake Orgasms. Jesus Christ. I know we’re not getting the acting academy’s finest, here, but come teen on! If I came that quickly and easily, I’d never leave the house again. The dirty talk can be eliminated, too. teen Terribly unimaginative stuff, this. “Ooh, baby, yeah. Fuck that pussy/asshole/ear, baby, yeah...” Yawn. We can all see what’s happening, no need for the running commentary. somebody, somewhere in that room is having sex 4 Speaking of fake, what’s the deal with the props on some of these Adult Feature Entertainment sets? I am not a woman who cannot appreciate the beauty of another woman’s body, whether it be cosmetically enhanced or not, but enormous triple-Z boobs that look like a paper maché piñata at a pervert’s birthday party are too much.
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