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About half an hour out of the city I felt my penis stir. I soon realized it was one of The Boners. I began to bananagrabber squirm uncomfortably, cursing my luck. Not now! I could feel Mom staring at me. When I looked at her, I saw her trying not to notice the bulge in my jeans. I weighed my options, and then finally unzipped my pants with my non-driving hand. Sorry, Mom, I got to take care of this one. She began to squirm uncomfortably. I could see her bananagrabber ticking off options in her head, bananagrabber and eventually running out. Well, I guess, she said, resigned. Do what you have to do. I eased my penis from my jeans and stared to beat off. I could see her trying not to look, but since there was nothing else but trees to look at, she eventually gave up and settled her eyes on my penis. I didn’t think there was much wrong with that. She was a woman.
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