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The woman loves me more than anyone, and it just makes me wanna throttle her. “Boo-ya-sha-ka, respeck.” It’s Chad. He puts out his fist, and I thump it without even looking up. “Why dis bangin’ brunette honey be chillin’ by her lonesome?” “I hate my stupid life,” I mutter. “Huh.” He drops the Ali G accent. “Wanna order a pizza?” “God, yes.” brunette * * * Chad and Kevin’s dorm room is brunette covered in movie posters: The original Star Wars print, Jack Nicholson’s crazed mug from The Shining, a theater lobby promotional cut-out of Napoleon Dynamite. “Most people don’t realize they give those away,” he says, opening a beer. “I missed a quiz to pick it up, but who else has something this sweeeet?” He hands the bottle to me and I take a sip.
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