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None of the people in these Prestige Developments talk to each other for sale but you can hear everything your neighbour’s doing through the cardboard walls, apparently. Beneath these shiny new houses the foundations shift and grumble over defunct mine for sale shafts – the last pit closed forty years for sale ago – making Bank Top a sink village in every sense. Then there’s the council estate, thirties semis, where dogs roam free and shit on the pavement with impunity. This is where we live. We bought our house in the boom of ’84 (also Divorce Year) and my mother celebrated by having a Georgian front door fitted and mock leaded lights on the windows. The front box room, which is mine and minute, looks out over the Working Men’s Club car park; some rum things go on there of a Saturday night, I can tell you. In the centre of the village is the church and the community centre and a rubbish row of shops, a newsagent, a launderette, a Spar. Two pubs, more or less opposite each other, battle it out but one is for old people and families off the new estates with quiz nites and chicken tikka pizza, and the other’s rough as rats. |
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