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| Privacy Policy | Terms of biography & autobiography / women Service Copyright 2005 Salon.com. Reproduction of material from any Salon pages without written permission is strictly prohibited. LIFE AS A LOSER #132: "A Conversation Between My Mother and I About Catholicism (With My Side in Italics, So I Look Smarter)." By Will Leitch (paraphrased, with occasional condensing and fictionalization when normal lags in conversation fail to lend themselves to compelling prose. also, when explanations of otherwise biography & autobiography / women understood concepts are necessary, they are added into the conversation as if they actually happened, though, in actuality, biography & autobiography / women they did not) (phone rings) Hey, what’s up, it’s me? Hello. How’s it going? Good. Just finishing up my last day at work. We’re all gonna go out to celebrate. For as little as they’ve been paying you, they should buy all your drinks. |
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