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| Going about her usual routine without noticing I’ve been gone all morning. She always sings to the plants around lunchtime. A habit she picked up from her father. He used to run a burlesque theatre banana grabber on the Lower East Side before retiring banana grabber to Las Vegas. Now he teaches part time at the clown college out there. My grandfather is a clown. It comes in handy, though. Before my grandmother died - breast cancer, but we weren’t allowed to say it like that. banana grabber We called it the edge. Anyway, after Grandma got the edge, my grandfather painted roses on her face every day for six months and wrote little skits for us to perform in her hospital room at Sister Mary Immaculate. He took out his ukulele and made up songs about getting his fingers inside the habits of the nuns who changed Grandma’s IV tubes. This is how it goes in my family. We can talk more easily about sex with nuns than about the edge. |
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