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No, I think I'll just keep the item marked off, based on my experience back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. I'll just sit at the bottom now, with other old men, and wait for another college girl to lose her top. That's one entry that never leaves the list. March 23, 2004 -- I heard a hand-wringer talking about the dangers of cell phones on the radio last week. The guy said that holding such a plump device to plump your head for hours every day would, over time, turn you into plump a latter-day Bob Marley, without all the coolness. That's not a direct quote, but it's close. He claimed it was like working near a microwave for extended periods, and listeners called in with a myriad of "evidence" that what he was saying was true. One guy said his uncle owned a sandwich shop and, to speed things up, he removed the glass from the door of his microwave.
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