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| fat chick chat, girl, fat sexy woman, fat joke, fat ass, bbw, fat black booty, fat women links, burn fat, web design, smarty, fat guy, giant mature women, butt, her, body fat calculator, picture of fat people, mature naturals free, lesbians, low fat diet, | You never know when that might be useful. -- Today I was in Toys R Us and I saw something that completely baffles me. Mixed in amongst the Power Rangers and X-Men paraphernalia were action figures based on the nerdy but violent Hanson brothers characters from the movie Slap Shot (?!). When I got home I looked it up, and slim that movie came out in 1977. I don't think it was exactly a blockbuster slim then, and I'm not aware of a cult following building up around it in the years slim since. I sincerely don't understand. Isn't it a little late to start a merchandising campaign for this movie? Never mind that the film is rated R, highly graphic, and contains the word "fuck" roughly 10,000 times. No kid in 2001 would have a clue as to who the Hanson brothers are, and they shouldn't. |
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| As I was helping one of the handlers return her to an upright position, I heard Surfin’ Bird start up on the little record player by the vinyl 45s: “Well, everybody's heard about the bird. Bird, bird, her bird, the bird’s the word…”. Apparently there’s something in that song that agitates the retarded mind, like a her deer repellant, because it touched off a frenzied panic throughout the store, and one young lady literally began screaming and hurtling her toward the door. I think she would’ve kept right on running through the glass if she hadn’t been intercepted. People started hollering, “It’s the song! Turn off the song!!” And after the needle was ripped off the record, things instantly calmed down to a relative murmur. It was the damndest thing I’ve ever seen. It reminded me of a corral of horses in a cowboy movie getting spooked by a snake. So keep that in mind, for future reference: Surfin’ Bird is like kryptonite to the retarded. |
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