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Microwave pork rinds (or, as they call them down south, “cracklins”), hmm… that is pretty disgusting. A big bag of piping hot strips of rendered out pork fat packaged for convenience and speed?! Oh, I had to have some. The next day I made a special trip fat man scoop to Wal-Mart, and purchased a three pack box. They were in the microwave popcorn section, and the packaging promised “a hot new snack that’s convenient, crispy, and cracklin’.” Yep, just what the doctor ordered. But they sat around unopened on our fat man scoop kitchen fat man scoop counter for a week or so as rescue workers in NYC pulled charred bodies out of a mountain of rubble, and my interest in a steaming bowl of crispy fat waned dramatically. Last night I took a deep breath though, and stepped up to the plate. The day of pork reckoning had arrived. They come in a bag, like microwave popcorn, and the directions say to nuke them until the bag stops expanding.
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