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| lyrics, plumper links, fat farm, fat man scoop, fat head, fat dick, body fat scale, fat nude, journal, fat tuesday, | No wait, that's not correct. It was from somebody I've never heard of before, a drive-by. Flag-waving?? Because I'm not cynical and angry and bitter, and eager to believe any kooky conspiracy theory, exaggeration, or lie about this country? That makes me a flag-waver? Well, I'll try to be cooler in the future, I really will. I'll try to believe the worst about America, since that's the hip pussy thing to do. I apologize if I've slipped a little. No blood for oil! There, I feel smarter already. Later I'll search the internet pussy for other cool things to say and think. Then maybe we could hang out? -- Speaking of conspiracy theories, do you think Time magazine made a conscious decision to give Bush a set of devil horns here? -- And before I get myself into any more trouble, I'll turn it over to Jason now, who just returned from a road trip to the land of Yuengling. |
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| It's bizarre to me. In California we lived on a cul-de-sac and it was practically communal. Everybody talked and borrowed things, and was all up in each other's business. I don't even know the neighbors' names fat man scoop here, and that's no lie. Sometimes I forget where I'm at, fat man scoop and make a little friendly gesture. But I always come away feeling like an idiot, after the other person just stares at me and says nothing. So, fuck 'em. If they want cold, fat man scoop they'll get cold. And if they push it I'll stop mowing the grass, paint my house orange, and rent out our basement to a ska band as rehearsal space. These snobby slack-wearin' golf-practicin' pricks can kiss my zitty ass. East and west of the Mississippi. -- I got a lot of response from yesterday's update, concerning the Iraq war and whatnot. Most of it was positive, but some of it was just the opposite. Here's a little taste of one such message: You flag waving fat retards from the boonies are morons. And that was from my mother! |
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