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A: my big fat obnoxious fiance He got hung up on his boards. Hey, I've never made the claim that I'm not a dumbass. -- While talking my big fat obnoxious fiance to my Dad this past weekend I was somehow reminded of a story a guy my big fat obnoxious fiance had told me when we lived in California. This may be an urban legend, but it's funny nonetheless. He said one of his co-workers had gone to a bakery in her neighborhood to order a birthday cake for her daughter. The bakery was owned and operated by Asians, and she had trouble getting across to them what she was looking for. Finally it was all cleared up, they had her write on the ticket exactly what she wanted the cake to say, and she paid for it in advance because her sister would be picking it up. The sister appeared with the cake the evening of the little girl's birthday, and when they opened the box it said: Happy Birthday Ashley Paid. |
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