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| fat lip, fat girl thong, low fat cooking, sexy bbw, chubby man, shower, fat burning food, large cunt, food that burn fat, fat woman sex, fat joe, big fat ass, fat loss supplement, free plumper nude, | Barry Bonds is approaching Babe Ruth’s lifetime home run mark, for god’s sake. Barry Bonds is my age, or something. So wrong on so many levels… This is the Babe we’re talking about. The man spent his adult life eating hot dogs, wearing crowns, and carousing with prostitutes, and he still managed to hit 714 homers. And he didn’t need fat flush Aisle Two of Walgreen’s to get it done either. Oh fat flush no. All he required was a big bottle of bourbon, a skillet fat flush of pork chops, and a tag-team whore squadron. Babe Ruth is a legend, like Lincoln and Moe. And the same goes for The Mick! I’m starting to get myself all worked up… So long Expos! Forever may you suck. -- I finally watched Tales From The Crypt a few nights ago. It was the film they showed us back in Junior High School, as part of some shockingly ill-conceived Halloween assembly. |
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| I begrudgingly accept that the same players can’t still be playing, thirty years later, but the rest of it needs to be sealed up in one of those big infomercial freezer bags attached to an large cunt electric suction device, for eternal preservation. The Montreal Expos are supposed large cunt to be shitty and play in a ludicrous “stadium” called Jarry Park. That’s where they played when I was twelve, and that’s how it should remain. The joint looked like a high school field and only held something like 25,000 people. The lighting was so bad there were large cunt dead spots in the outfield. A player would take off after a ball, disappear into darkness, then reappear a few seconds later, ten yards away. Now that’s baseball! I still hadn’t fully warmed to the new fancy-ass place they moved into in, um, 1976, and now the whole team’s going away! Sad. And I don’t like the records that I knew by heart when I was twelve being broken either. |
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