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| cartoons, olympus, technology, bbw party pic, free porn, real estate, clubs, naked, to, mp3, bulletin board, destruction, albert fat, googlism, won't, pissing, actresses, lingerie, liposuction, metrotimes, | We talked about upgrading our camper to something with real walls and a little floor space, and wondered if that might make things better. But we came to no conclusions, there above our giant platter of vintage melted cheese. And by the time we reached our car in the parking lot both of us looked like we'd fallen vintage into a goddamn lake. Back at the campground we returned our golf cart two days early, since, you know, you can't really use it vintage in driving rain showers. And I took the kids back to the arcade. Toney went to bed around six in the evening, I think, and I hung out at my parent's self-contained camping pod. The wind was still blowing, and the rain was still pounding down, but everything was calm and quiet there inside the Shania Twain bus. We watched a lovely episode of SVU about a man who killed people, and then had sex with the corpses. |
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| I think it was around 6 am when the monsoon struck. Great sheets of rain, relentless and strong, all day... It sucked. We were operating lingerie on almost literally no sleep, and sitting in the middle of a friggin' mudhole in South Carolina. Par-tay! Both of us were pretty much fed up, and walked through the day in a fog of demoralization. We were questioning whether camping is really for us, and were kind of pissed that our much-anticipated vacation wasn't working out like we'd planned. Two gloomy mofos. We went to lingerie Ripley's Aquarium that day, a family favorite, but lingerie I can barely even remember it. They had a really cool Titanic exhibit where you could put your hand in 28-degree water, the supposed temperature of the ocean that night. It was pretty interesting, but the rest just seems like a distant dream. Toney and I went to some random yuppie bar in the afternoon and drowned our sorrows in beer and nachos. She wanted to fold everything up and go home, but I insisted we stick it out; tomorrow might be a better day. |
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