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I mean, I have a good midi idea, and that's the problem, I guess. These are not men with movie star faces, they look more like my neighbors or the management team down at Wendy's. And I just don't want to think about them "getting happy." Also, the concept of dignity is a midi little something that each of them might want to reacquaint themselves with. To burst from one's house, do a handspring off the porch, and break out with an impromptu Erection Dance on the front midi lawn is, I believe, a little beyond the pale. "What's John doing out there?" "Must've taken another one of them hard-on pills. I saw him carrying flowers and a CVS bag earlier." "Christ, he almost got hit by that Fed-Ex truck!" And, forgive me, but some of those guys look like they still live in their parent's basement, at the age of forty. I don't believe it's a slam-dunk that a chemically induced woody automatically translates into sex for these men. Not with another person, anyway. |
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