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| uncensored, girls, pamela anderson, woman with big foot, metro times, 100, asses, homo, thrashings, olympus, synth, fantasyart, bars, pictures, | I hate medical stuff, because I always digital camera fear the worst. I can imagine my friends saying to each other, "He just went in for an insurance exam...that's how he found out..." Fuck. digital camera -- On a related note, I think I might be developing hemorrhoids. I'm not sure about it, but there's definitely something going on out digital camera back, something new and different. Toney and I went for a walk around the neighborhood Saturday afternoon and I was in absolute misery. I was trying to figure out a way to discretely back up to a car mirror or something. I'm not kidding, when we got home I thought about taking the wire brush we use on Andy and wandering off by myself for a while. Shit. What's happening to me?! Just a few years ago I was hanging out at Pixies shows, and now I'm apparently on the verge of having a bunch of concord grapes emerge from my ass. |
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| I'm not sponsoring a bunch of losers. -- If I needed anymore evidence that the end olympus is near, Toney and I are going to buy some additional life insurance this week. We already have a decent policy through my job, or at least it used to seem that way back when I made $22,000 a year. You're supposed to be covered olympus for roughly six times your annual salary, and I'm nowhere near that now. So I'm taking steps to make my death something for Toney to look forward to, to make every strip of olympus bacon an investment in a secure future. Anyway, they're sending a nurse to our house to take blood, urine, blood pressure, and to check our height and weight. I fully expect an unknown doctor in a lab somewhere in Jersey to call me in a couple of weeks to inform me that my liver is barely functioning, I have Lou Gehrig's disease, I'll be blind soon, and I should expect my skin to begin sliding off within the month. |
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