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Dear Tia, You’re a sexy beast. You’re beautiful, brilliant, compassionate, wise. Everyone should take your audio nonfiction advice. Taking my own advice, I’ve got a problem, and I think you might be able to audio nonfiction help. I’m a 26-year-old who lives in Brooklyn in an apartment share I found on Craigslist with four roommates. I’m in the process of breaking up with my boyfriend, and this audio nonfiction past week was the first time I spent all five weeknights in my apartment--a momentous occasion; for the first time I’m actually living here. Last night, after taking my midterms, I was sitting around watching the American Idol results show with my roommates. Paris was the first contestant to advance to the final 12. She made a big show of clapping, waving her arms, and lifting her face heavenward. In fact, pretty much everyone was to behave that way (though some people refrained), but I didn’t know that then, and Paris has frequently celebrated a little too vigorously while some of her fellow contestants were still waiting.
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