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| juvenile nonfiction, ray pride, buster bluth, polyamorous, abnormalities, penguin books, abortion, men, rainbow, sexy manga., magazine, stranger, pregnant sex life, guys, family, business, forums, culture, soton, black, learning to give blow jobs, bifem, bukkake, | If world I wore my skirt too short my mother would look up from her paperback and casually comment, "Patsy, when you come home pregnant don't look to me to baby-sit." Patsy Strand sat next to my mother in high school, which was not a feat as there were only three in the graduating class. world My mother, as she frequently announced when either my brother or I brought home mediocre grades, was class valedictorian. Patsy, if I remember right, would world have beaten out Boyd Frompke for salutatorian had she not gotten herself knocked-up junior year. Apparently old Patsy showed up at all the county dances with her kneecaps showing and wantonness flashing in her eyes. My mother desecrated the kitchen with her cooking. I grew up believing that spaghetti was pink and came, quite naturally, out of a can. In fact, until the age of 12, I mistook my mother's maiden name for Boy-ar-dee. |
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| Mom equated whole sets of characteristics to individuals in an attempt ray pride to instill her sense of values in my brother and me. If I didn't bother to finish drying the dinner dishes she would yell upstairs, "Hey, Vicky, do you think it would be too much trouble to finish putting the supper dishes away?" Vicky Iverson embodied laziness. She stood tall as goddess of ray pride half-assed jobs. She ray pride was actually the cleaning girl that my mother had hired to help with the dusting and vacuuming once a week while she entertained herself selling Avon to the neighborhood mothers. Mom had taken the daughter of her most loyal Avon customer on only to discover that the girl had apparently been absent on the day diligence was handed out. Not only did Vicky casually dust around the bric-a-brac on the shelves and tables, but she had the audacity to run the vacuum cleaner over the rugs without ever plugging it in. |
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