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| juvenile nonfiction, ray pride, buster bluth, polyamorous, abnormalities, penguin books, abortion, men, rainbow, sexy manga., magazine, stranger, pregnant sex life, guys, family, business, forums, culture, soton, black, learning to give blow jobs, bifem, bukkake, | It's a way to let it all hang out while staying relatively clothed. There was just one caveat, courtesy of my father: "Get a .45." So what's in it for you, dear reader? Aside from hearing about my lusty endeavors in lascivious detail, I'll be your personal escort on all things debaucherous in Philadelphia, reporting from the front lines on who's doing what, how, when, people where people and to whom. Future columns will tackle everything from foul-mouthed Catholic boys and high-end escorts to Cosi flashers and fist-a-thons. I'll teach you how to politely disentangle from a post-coital engagement, people make your own sex toys and masturbate at work. |
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| Word of an online porn-reviewing gig was met with, "Can I watch the DVDs when you're done with them?" That's not to paint my mother as some spandex-clad, boobs-pushed-up-to-there nympho who throws herself at every UPS guy that knocks on the door. She was weirdly conservative when it came to clothes, thinking I wore everything two sizes too business small, and always made a point of saying, "You know, you gotta be really careful business about AIDS these days. It only takes one screwup." When I first told her about this column, she wrestled with the "What business kind of a mother am I?" question. I thought it best to discuss her reservations. Openly. At Perkins Pancake House. With my dad carving his Deli-Ham & Lots-A-Cheese omelette in silence at the end of the table. By conversation's end, we both agreed that writing a sex column was a natural extension for someone with my prurient interests. |
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