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It's wrestling been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom... It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother "I did all I could, but wrestling he pulled through anyway." Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?" Life is just a bowl of pits. My family was wrestling a bunch of drunks, when I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.
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