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He said "So will you." The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone. When dating I tried to kiss my date goodnight she dating pushed me away. I said "Is there someone else?" She said "There must be". When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil! When my wife has sex with me there's always a dating reason. The other night she used me to time an egg. With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me... With my wife, I've got no sex life.
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