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Actually, I don't know where I do belong. celebrity gossip Another planet, maybe. *** So there I was, on my back, entirely naked and rigid as a corpse, celebrity gossip when Nan totters into my bedroom and says to Paul, “A horse has just gone past the landing window.” “Which way did it go?” asks Paul. “Which way did it go?” I said later. “What are you, mad too?” “I was only trying celebrity gossip to make conversation.” He shrugged his bony shoulders under the sheets. “What's up with her? Is she mental, like?” “No more than a lot of people,” I said, a bit sharply. I get defensive about her, even though she is a nuisance. “Some days she's more with it than me. She's just old. You might be like that when you're old.” “I'd shoot myself first.” “No, you wouldn't. That's what everyone says, but they wouldn't.” |
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